CaliCeltic · Lyrics & Chords · Track 6

Shame and Scandal

© Music © Seán Lightholder, Lyrics © Seán Lightholder based on Sir Lancelot

Lyrics
Once in Kerry there was a family With much confusion, take it from me A mother and a father A son they had, no bother Who now was fully grown And thought his seeds were sown A good wife of his own he wanted, and asked his dear old da, "How do you like my bride?" His father said, "My son, This girl is not the one, No, my good son, no That girl, she is your sister but your mother doesn't know!" Woe is me Shame and scandal in the family Woe is me Shame and scandal in the family So your man moved down to Dublin town All for to turn his life around A rocky road said he To find a fine colleen In and out of pubs A Kerry girl turned Dub Could this one be his love? He took her back to Kerry straight Told his da he’d picked the date His old fella shook his head, "You can’t marry your one, No, my good son, no That girl, she also is your sister but your mother doesn't know!" Woe is me Shame and scandal in the family Woe is me Shame and scandal in the family So he went straight to his ma to tell her all about his da He felt that things had gone too far To keep the secret in the jar His mother shook her head, The things her husband said! "Bejaysus, son!" She paused undecidedly He waited patiently Then his mother laughed and said, "Go, my good son, go: Your Father’s not your Father But your Father doesn’t know!"