Lyrics
Anson Parsons built the place
Back in ‘66
For travelers to rest their heads
But those notions didn’t stick
He came here for the gold
At the age of twenty-four
But soon traded out his shovel
To work at Griffin’s liquor store
And though he didn’t find his wealth
By digging in the ground
Anson hit the mother lode
As he liquored up the town
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If, as they say, God spanked the town
For being over-frisky
Why did he burn the churches down
And save Hotaling’s Whiskey?
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That gold rush Seventeen years gone
Lit up the western shore,
But Hotaling made the kind of gold
A thirsty man could pour
So for forty years on Jackson Street:
A whiskey warehouse masterstroke!
Until April one-eight
When the golden gate
Was buried in black smoke
A quake and then a fire
Roared throughout the town
And though it turned the world to ash
It couldn’t burn that warehouse down
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If, as they say, God spanked the town
For being over-frisky
Why did he burn the churches down
And save Hotaling’s Whiskey?
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Three times was saved the warehouse
The first was by a man
Hacking off the rooftop cornices
As they smouldered in his hand
Second time salvation
Eleven blocks to Jackson Street
Seawater in a fire hose
All for the flames to beat
A third and final grace is owed
To a brave bucket brigade:
Filling buckets from the sewer
To sling the muck onto the blaze!
And though the air filled with the stink
The men did raise a cheer:
We’ve saved Hotaling’s Whiskey
With the product of our rear!
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If, as they say, God spanked the town
For being over-frisky
Why did he burn the churches down
And save Hotaling’s Whiskey?