CaliCeltic · Lyrics & Chords · Track 1

Whiskey Mustache

Lyrics

It’s a peaty, oaky, smoky, toasty, Bristly, glorious splash It’s the honey on my upper lip: My fine whiskey mustache! Welll the girls all laugh when I kiss ‘em, And I can’t say they’re to blame! Because once you’ve had a taste of my bourbon Oh, lord, you ain’t the same Well I don’t give much credit to the French And the wine they like to sip Who needs all the fun to be with the tongue When you’ve got my upper lip! Well it sloshes when I smile, And it smells a lovely treat And if you were to kiss me, girl, You’d always have yours neat [kissing sound] It’s a peaty, oaky, smoky, toasty, Bristly, glorious splash It’s the honey on my upper lip: My fine whiskey mustache! Well it sloshes when I smile, And it smells a lovely treat And if you were to kiss me, girl, You’d always have yours neat [kissing sound] It’s a peaty, oaky, smoky, toasty, Bristly, glorious splash It’s the honey on my upper lip My fine whiskey mustache! Well I don’t often go to the barber And why, you probably don’t have to ask Because while everybody else gets a stainless steel razor With me, he prefers a glass Just a little nip here, and a little nip there The whole shop is in a state and soon that stainless steel razor Is the only thing in the whole shop that’s straight People are always asking how I got this way: Was it a mad scientist? Or just mad pu-ber-Tay? I just woke up with wet whiskers, So here’s what I can say: You don’t want to look a gift ‘stache in the mouth! Well it sloshes when I smile, And it smells a lovely treat And if you were to kiss me, girl, You’d always have yours neat [kissing sound] It’s a peaty, oaky, smoky, toasty, Bristly, glorious splash It’s the honey on my upper lip My fine whiskey mustache! My fine whiskey mustache!

Chords & Lyrics

Whiskey Mustache — CHORUS (intro is ritarded) — C B Bb It’s a peaty, oaky, smoky, toasty, A Bristly, glorious splash D It’s the honey on my upper lip: G G7 C (speed up) My fine whiskey mustache! C B A G F F G —----------------- VERSE C A7 Welll the girls all laugh when I kiss ‘em! D7 G C And I can’t say they’re to blame Because once you’ve had a taste of my A7 bourbon D7 G G7 Oh, lord, you ain’t the same! C C9 Well I don’t give much credit to the French F Dm7 flat 5 (xx0111) And the wine they like to sip [stop except bass playing c b Bb D E F A] Who needs all the fun to be with the tongue G G7 C When you’ve got my upper lip! —---- pre-chorus —--- E7 Well it sloshes when I smile, A7 And it smells a lovely treat D7 And if you were to kiss me, girl, G7 You’d always have yours neat [kissing sound] —---- CHORUS C B Bb It’s a peaty, oaky, smoky, toasty, A Bristly, glorious splash D It’s the honey on my upper lip: G G7 C My fine whiskey mustache! [SOLO] C A7 D7-G7-C —---- pre-chorus —--- E7 Well it sloshes when I smile, A7 And it smells a lovely treat D7 And if you were to kiss me, girl, G7 You’d always have yours neat [kissing sound] —---- CHORUS C B Bb It’s a peaty, oaky, smoky, toasty, A Bristly, glorious splash D It’s the honey on my upper lip: G G7 C My fine whiskey mustache! VERSE C A7 Well I don’t often go to the barber D7 G C And why, you probably don’t have to ask Because while everybody else gets a A7 stainless steel razor D7 D7 With me, he prefers a glass C (stab) C9(stab) Just a little nip here, and a little nip there F(stab) Dm7 (stab) The whole shop is in a state C A7 and soon that stainless steel razor D7 G7 Is the only thing in the whole shop that’s C straight DRUM SOLO Drum solo with hits on C! A7! F7! G! C! A7! C7! G7! VERSE C People are always asking how I C9 Got this way F Dm7 flat 5 (xx0111) Was it a mad scientist, or just mad pu-ber-Tay? C I just woke up with wet whiskers A7 So here’s what I can say: D7 G7 You don’t want to look a gift ‘stache in the C mouth! —---- pre-chorus —--- E7 Well it sloshes when I smile, A7 And it smells a lovely treat D7 (ritard) And if you were to kiss me, girl, G You’d always have yours neat (Pause - kissing sound) —---- CHORUS (slowly speeding up) C B Bb It’s a peaty, oaky, smoky, toasty, A Bristly, glorious splash D It’s the honey on my upper lip: END (rubato the last line/drag it out:) G G7 C My fine whis-key mus-tache! C B A G F F G (fade over chatter)